(featuring cameo appearance by the lovely Di Johnston. also, notice the near-nip-slippage of the left boob. heh. apparently even small boobs need double-sided tape?)
COUNTRY JEN (only comes out during business trips to rural Arkansas):
("hey there Billy Ray! tell the dog to get the hell out of my way! I'm a-comin' through! hey wait, who took my beer?")
the john deere loves you. maybe you have a future as a farmer's wife in nebraska.
ReplyDeleteNow, really, those pants are far too nice for John Deere territory!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I prefer the Toro engine, as it gets much better gas mileage on the highway. What's your preference?
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